acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:
Is there a sexy left eyebrow nobel prize?
WAAAH. I did not even notice this! How is he so perfect?!?!
cute cute cute
“How did she die?”
“She was bludgeoned to death with an eyebrow.”
“An eyebrow?”
“To be fair sir, it belonged to Benedict Cumberbatch.”
“She never stood a chance…”
Oh good lord
(Source: sherlocked-for-life, via suck-my-duck)
story time
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
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Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
Thats the most amazing thing ever. I cant stop staring
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| looking back at myself a year ago: | how embarassing |
| looking back at myself a month ago: | how embarassing |
| looking back at myself a week ago: | how embarassing |
| looking back at myself yesterday: | how embarassing |
| looking at myself right now: | how embarassing |
COLLEGE IS RUINING MY LIFE AND IM NOT EVEN IN COLLEGE CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT ITS GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN IM ACTUALLY IN COLLEGE
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the people who whisper you the answer when you’re called on in class
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wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
i could probably admit to a murder online and everyone would think it was just a funny text post
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thAt GUY IN THE GREEN SHIRT WHO DIDN’T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THOUGH
(Source: humoristics, via heyfunniest)
i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade
he was suspended for touching his oui oui
god dammit
(via strangersgivethebestcandy)
